Cow Path to Heaven is like collaboration by Erma Bombeck and O'Henry. Its thirty-four stories twist from whimsy to wonder, mirth to message, silly to somber. Expect the unexpected - an alien dog, baby bottle bowling pins, a shattered glass eye. Jeannette Batko's poignant words will tickle your funny bone, touch your soul, and entice you to spin your own stories in the ancient Hawaiian tradition of talk- story.