A one- legged Surfing Knights spills his guts.
"Wandering Minstrel, your tall tales are nuts!"
"Carry they not but a pickle of truth.
Your board of pine stories hurt me like this tooth."
But all historians add spice and punch.
Wandering Minstrel retorts, "You were lunch!"
A teller of tall tales or historian?
You decide and goodnight.
